2008 BMW 335i Convertible
paint color: Midnight Blue
interior: Brown Leather — The real shit, not the fake shit.
title status: clean title, in-hand
transmission: 6-speed manual
engine: inline 6 Twin Turbo!
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I LOVE THIS CAR!!
But I have to sell it.
My wife and I are having a kid, so we need something more practical (so she says). But what could be more practical than a convertible? Super-easy to load the kid in and take him out, ammiright??
Plus, IT’S ALMOST SUMMER!!
Whatever. I gotta sell it and I’ll probably end up with some bullshit SUV. Like a RAV4. WTF is that thing, anyway? It’s like someone took a shitty old tin box, put some wheels on it, and called it a family car. And WTF does RAV4 stand for? Royal Asshole Vehicle for 4?
I’ll probably end up with a goddamn minivan.
I swear to God if we get a fucking minivan, I’m gonna drive it off the Golden Gate Bridge (while I’m alone, of course). Then they can have the life insurance and get a goddamn Bentley. THE IRONY!!
I mean, this car used to get me LAID! Which is why I’m having a kid now, I suppose.
Anyway, this car is fucking fast, like, Tokyo-Drift-fast– Twin turbos!! If you don’t get speeding tickets in this and get your license revoked in less than 60 days, you’re driving it wrong.
It’s a 6-speed manual, and loaded with every option. Sport Package, Premium Package, Cold-Weather Package… LOADED!! THIS CAR HAS TITS!!
Exterior door handles w/ground lighting
Front/rear body-color bumpers w/gray air intakes
Pwr heated mirrors-inc: reverse passenger auto-tilt-down, 2-position mirror memory
Xenon adaptive automatic headlights-inc: auto-leveling, cornering lights
Chrome grille w/vertical slats
Fully automatic pwr retracting hard top
Rain-sensing windshield wipers w/heated washer jets
“BMW” door sills
3-channel FM diversity antenna
Automatic tri-zone climate control-inc: auto air recirculation, mist control, bi-directional solar sensor, heat-at-rest, activated-charcoal micro-filter ventilation
BMW ambiance lighting
Courtesy lights-inc: fade in/out feature, front/rear footwells, dual front/rear reading lights
Dual illuminated visor vanity mirrors
Front center console-inc: climate-controlled storage, integrated cupholder, armrest
Front/rear floor mats
Pwr trunk release
Rear window defroster
Variable AM/FM antenna position w/hard top raised & lowered
1-piece folding rear backrest-inc: (3) headrests
3-spoke leather-wrapped tilt/telescopic multi-function sport steering wheel-inc: audio controls, pearl-gloss galvanic trim
Auxiliary pwr outlet
Dual front/rear cupholders
Electric analog instrumentation-inc: speedometer, tachometer
Front seatback storage compartments
LCD main & trip odometers
On-board computer-inc: check control vehicle monitoring system w/pictogram display
Rear center console-inc: storage, climate control air outlets
Service interval indicator w/miles-to-service readout
Tire pressure monitoring system
Vehicle key & memory
Dual Power Heated Front Seats
Dual Climate Control
3.0L DOHC 24-valve DI I6 twin-turbocharged engine-inc: double-VANOS variable valve timing
Dual exhaust system-inc: matte chrome tips
Electronically controlled engine cooling
Front/rear stabilizer bars
Pwr coolant pump
4-wheel ventilated pwr disc brakes
Double-pivot strut front suspension-inc: coil springs, aluminum lower arms, aluminum steering knuckles, aluminum subframe
Electronic throttle control
Engine start/stop button
Rear wheel drive
All-passenger automatic locking retractor (ALR)
Battery safety terminal (BST)
Crushable pedals & footrest
Emergency trunk release
Interlocking door anchoring system
All-position 3-point safety belts-inc: front pretensioners, front force limiters
Crash sensor-inc: doors unlock, hazard lights on, interior lighting on
Dual front 2-stage airbags w/occupant sensor & indicator light
Front side-impact airbags
Seriously… If you like to drive, this car is the shit. If you wanna get laid, this car is the shit. If you are having a mid-life crisis, this car is the shit. If you’re married and having a kid, you’re shit-outta-luck.
Get a minivan and we’ll meet up and do some drugs in a parking lot to get over it.